
His formula for kombatting swine flu is down+back+low kick= ground freeze!
Sub-Zero, the icy villain from the ever-popular movie Mortal Kombat, is believed to be the first to pioneer the swine-flu mask. Current Vegas odds of Sub-Zero being stricken with swine flu are set at 1 in 202,365,798. While some believe these impossible odds are due to the fact that Sub-Zero is a fictional character, we here at the Garels believe its the mask. Definitely.




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