Sub-Zero Unlikely to Contract Swine Flu

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Sub-Zero Unlikely to Contract Swine Flu

April 30th, 2009 · No Comments · Oldies But Goodies

 

His formula for kombatting swine flu is down+back+low kick= ground freeze!

His formula for kombatting swine flu is down+back+low kick= ground freeze!

Sub-Zero, the icy villain from the ever-popular movie Mortal Kombat,  is believed to be the first to pioneer the swine-flu mask.  Current Vegas odds of Sub-Zero being stricken with swine flu are set at 1 in 202,365,798.  While some believe these impossible odds are due to the fact that Sub-Zero is a fictional character, we here at the Garels believe its the mask.  Definitely.

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