nametheGarels.com — Dark, Dismal & Curiously Contagious Creations

nametheGarels.com

Dark, Dismal & Curiously Contagious Creations








Tarzan and a Dog Review Jumanji

March 9th, 2010 · First-Rate Stop-Motion Animation Videos

The following is a brief video review of Jumanji, the story of a magic board game (sold separately and not reviewed here) which draws on real-life animals and other jungle elements to scare the bejesus out players young and old. We felt it appropriate to seek out reviewers familiar with the book’s core themes, and settled upon Tarzan—a jungle expert—and his friend, Dog, a real-life animal. In other words, we wrangled the cream of the reviewing crop, and you can thank us later.

http://www.dailymotion.com/videoxci3jm
Click here for more First-Rate Stop-Motion Animation classics.

→ No CommentsTags:···················

The Notorious Fingernail Chewer Dude

March 8th, 2010 · Primitive Poems

A profile of one fingernail chomper’s insatiable appetite for the aforementioned epidermis appendage.

Click here for more Primitive Poems.

→ No CommentsTags:···················

In Memory of Boner?

March 5th, 2010 · Postcards Gone Postal

In hindsight, Gregory realized he never should have eaten the entire Viagra pie.


Click here for more Postcards Gone Postal.

→ No CommentsTags:·····················

Iron Abe Lincoln

March 2nd, 2010 · Thinkin' 'Bout Lincoln

To watch the entire Mike Tyson interview, click here and fast-forward to around :50 second mark, it’s worth it.

Click here for more Thinkin’ ‘Bout Lincoln.

→ No CommentsTags:····················

I Control His Brain!

March 1st, 2010 · Postcards Gone Postal

Kind of figured they were hiding something in those huge hats…

Click here for more Postcards Gone Postal.

→ No CommentsTags:····················

Don’t Cross The Head

February 26th, 2010 · Primitive Poems

It’s always unwise (and quite ill-advised) to fling zingers with the fastest rhyming-head this side of the Mississippi.

Click here for more Primitive Poems.

→ No CommentsTags:·················

Wacky Tobacky Night at the White House

February 25th, 2010 · Tarzan No Adjust Well, Thinkin' 'Bout Lincoln

Sticky icky hour at the Oval Office…

Click here for Thinkin’ ‘Bout Lincoln.
Click here for more Tarzan No Adjust Well.

→ No CommentsTags:······················