Desperate for a change of pace
Went out bought two pet pigs
Wife said “Yeah they’re kinda cute,
And it beats eating twigs.”
See, my wife’s first husband, Verne
He gorged on twigs all day
Verne had problems in his brain
And in time tooth decay.
Any-who these two pet pigs
They really are the cutest
Lou’s a runt but Hugh get this
He’s an accomplished flutist.
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