“Honey, I forgot to duck.”~Ronald Reagan, 1981, to his wife, as he recovered from gunshot wounds after an assassination attempt by John Hinckley.

~Ronald Reagan, 2004, to his wife, as he recovered from a collision with a kitchen cabinet (while sporting a full-body duck costume for reasons yet to be determined).




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