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What Tiger Should Have Said

February 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Greeting Cards Gone Garish

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Show Some Valentine’s Day Restraint…

February 12th, 2010 · No Comments · Greeting Cards Gone Garish

…or get a Valentine’s Day restraining order.

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Heard You Been Mopin’ Around

February 5th, 2010 · No Comments · Greeting Cards Gone Garish

If this guy can find reason for optimism, then so can you. Cheer up, chap.

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Congratulations To Our Son, The Ballerino

February 2nd, 2010 · 1 Comment · Greeting Cards Gone Garish

Positive, parently encouragement (real or not) is crucial in fostering a young boy’s self-confidence…

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You’re Forgiven / No Hard Feelings / I Still Love You

January 21st, 2010 · No Comments · Greeting Cards Gone Garish, Primitive Poems

A charming little maneuver to make a gal pal feel guilt-ridden and responsible for wrongdoings that were entirely your fault. After she finishes reading the card, accept her embrace and whisper “all is forgiven” while patting her bottom in small, gentle circles.

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Happy Holidays From The Lincoln White House!

January 18th, 2010 · No Comments · Greeting Cards Gone Garish, Thinkin' 'Bout Lincoln

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This December 1864 photograph of then-President Abraham Lincoln was recently discovered by a night-shift maid at the Presidential Archives Building.

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We Heard That You Got Some Bad News…

January 13th, 2010 · No Comments · Greeting Cards Gone Garish

If you ever need a shoulder to lean on, the Garels are always here for you, unless we’re going through a tunnel and can’t hear you, of course.

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