SATURDAY – LeBron James and the Cavs are ousted from the playoffs ringless yet again. Leaving millions around the world, especially this dog, puzzled and wondering if LeBron will leave Cleveland in 2010. Really, how could you leave that beautiful city? Seriously though, Cleveland rocks.
SUNDAY – Rafael Nadal, the King of Clay, loses in the 4th round of the French Open in his bid for a fifth straight title. Remember clay? Don’t you just wish you had a giant ball of clay right now?
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MONDAY – All over the world, sexy garels play beach volleyball on beaches you didn’t even knew existed. Name the Garels is still PRO women’s beach volleyball.
TUESDAY – Apparently the Stanley Cup is being held somewhere. The red team and the black team are now tied 2 games to 2… Stanley Cup = hockey.
WEDNESDAY – Rampant steroid user Sammy Sosa announces his retirement from baseball. Sosa, now 64 years old, played his last MLB game in 2007 – we thought you actually had to be doing something to “retire” from it, no?
THURSDAY – Randy Johnson notches his 300th career MLB win against the lowly Washington Nationals. The Big Unit’s career began in 1988, over that same 21-year span the entire Nationals’ franchise has a total of 47 wins.
FRIDAY – The Hangover opens tonight nationwide; the movie features a cameo from former boxer and rapist Mike Tyson. We haven’t been this excited to see Tyson since his short stint in the WWF in 1998.
