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WED: Zambrano's idol?

SATURDAY – LeBron James hits the biggest shot of his life in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals.  Now down 3-2 heading into Game 6, the Cavs need to win both or the only action LeBron will see in the Finals will be as a puppet.

 SUNDAY – Top-seeded Nicole Branagh and Elaine Youngs win the garels’ AVP Crocs Tour Huntington Beach Open.  We love women’s beach volleyball here at Name the Garels.

MONDAY – The Syracuse Orangemen win their 2^nd-straight national lacrosse title, much to the dismay of Andy Bernard and Cornell – ever heard of it?

TUESDAY – Juiced author Jose Canseco gets pummeled by a 7’2” Korean kickboxer in Japan.  Watch next week as Canseco wrestles a hippopotamus.

WEDNESDAY – In a tirade he ultimately got suspended 6 games for, Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano does his best Frank Drebin as he throws the umpire out of the game.  If you don’t know who Frank Drebin is, you’ve got 36 and 5/6 movies to watch this weekend.

THURSDAY – We’re not in Kansas anymore.  Kansan Kavya Shivshankar won the 2009 National Spelling Bee on the word “Laodicean” – easy one if you ask us.  As is becoming the American custom, it was an Indian-American that took the title – which reminds us of one of our favorite spelling Indian-Americans of all-time.

FRIDAY – Kobe Bryant looks to force himself through physical means upon an unwilling Denver Nuggets team.  If he succeeds in his master plan the Lakers will be headed to the NBA Finals, and Kobe will be doin’ work instead of doin’ time.