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A rivalry unlike any seen since the Eastside / Westside shoot-em-up responsible for the deaths of Tupac and Biggie, the regular flu is tying red bandanas around its head and tucking its .45 into the back of its pants.  It seems swine flu has been slinging rock on regular flu’s territory and regular flu ain’t gonna take it no more.  In response to swine flu’s killing of 150 people in Mexico,  regular flu has threatened to kill 36,000 people in the U.S. this year just to prove that this is regular flu’s hood.  Asked for comment, regular flu said, “Man, I do this <bleep> every year.  Now get the <bleep> outta my way before I bust  some replicating RNA in your <bleep>.”