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Garel of the Week: Katie from Kuwaiti

November 9th, 2009 · No Comments · Oldies But Goodies

Why's this GOTW so confident?  She uses Dove anti-perspirant... daily.

Why's this GOTW so confident? She uses Dove anti-perspirant, of course.

Ok, so she’s not from Kuwait, but we would still like to introduce you, Band of NTG brothers, to Katie (from Kuwaiti). Currently living in the Jackson Hole of the East (Durham, NC), Katie is pursuing her MBA at Duke University, where good basketball and good lacrosse scandals take place. Other interesting facts: Katie participates in waffle eating contests against full grown men. We’re not sure where she puts all those waffles, but we assume she’s some sort of superhero. Or a cow. Katie also attended William & Mary as an undergrad, where she was best friends with this guy/girl who later became homecoming queen.  Congratulations, Katie, on your induction to the hall of NTG fame as the newest Garel of the Week! Sit back and watch as no one at all notices.

See all past Garels of the Week RIGHT HERE!

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The NTG Daily: October 30, 2009

October 30th, 2009 · No Comments · Oldies But Goodies

NTG Daily - new orleans braces for ntg staff meeting

The NTG Daily:  Sic semper garels since 2009.


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The Perfect Garel

October 27th, 2009 · No Comments · Primitive Poems

ddddddRarely does she wash her hair
Face blanketed in custard
Shapely like a Bartlett pear
Shirt stained in spicy mustard.

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HOT! Japanese Garels

October 27th, 2009 · No Comments · Oldies But Goodies

So we take it the basic premise here is to melt the ice and get the tasty treat inside, but we stopped caring about the premise of this video about fifteen seconds into it. Hey Japan, thanks for fuel-efficient and reliable cars, sushi, and this video. Your work here is done.

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Faces with Captions: Glenn Beck Academy of Journalism

October 23rd, 2009 · 2 Comments · Some Drawings with Some Captions

FwC-Clown-Glenn-Beck-10-23-09

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HOT! Halloween Garels

October 20th, 2009 · No Comments · Oldies But Goodies

Hmmm... I know Im forgetting something....

"Hmmm... I know I'm forgetting something...."

As NTG gets ready for Voodoo Experience X in New Orleans, we thought we would bring back the HOT! category to celebrate the sexy garels of Halloween. Let us know if you like the HOT! garel pictures and we’ll keep you coming. I mean we’ll keep them coming. What?

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Garel of the Week: Amanda

October 5th, 2009 · No Comments · Oldies But Goodies

garel of the week - amanda

"My new crown matches my shoes!"

NTG-ophiles, you picked door number three, and your prize? Amanda, this week’s GOTW. A Virginia native, Amanda now lays her head in Charlotte, NC.  Having attended Radford University, Amanda now fills her day reading excuses as to why job applicants are unable to take a drug test that day – she then decides their fate.  Oddly, these people are often waterboarded.  When pressed for details, Amanda commented that while waterboarding may not seem like an appropriate drug treatment therapy, it is a great source of entertainment for the office.  Amanda is also a fierce weekend reveler and an avid reader of Jodi Picoult. Congratulations on being GOTW, Amanda! You are now instantly worth millions of dollars!

See the entire collection of Garels of the Week.  Think you’ve got the goods?  Just email us.  

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