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The Notorious Fingernail Chewer Dude

March 8th, 2010 · No Comments · Primitive Poems

A profile of one fingernail chomper’s insatiable appetite for the aforementioned epidermis appendage.

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Old Jewish Men (Love Loose Change)

February 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Postcards Gone Postal

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What Tiger Should Have Said

February 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Greeting Cards Gone Garish

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Is That Why Tarzan Head Itch, Abe?

February 18th, 2010 · No Comments · The Daily Ku

Tarzan, got a sec?
Doc said my head lice is back.
And that’s my hat, soooo…

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New Dog Toy Whiffs At Sports Trivia

January 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Postcards Gone Postal

Nice-Try-Head-Celtics-JAN-27-2010

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When Fun Time at the Park Turns Weird

January 28th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Postcards Gone Postal

Three-Pals-Pointing-Up-JAN-27-2010

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You’re Forgiven / No Hard Feelings / I Still Love You

January 21st, 2010 · No Comments · Greeting Cards Gone Garish, Primitive Poems

A charming little maneuver to make a gal pal feel guilt-ridden and responsible for wrongdoings that were entirely your fault. After she finishes reading the card, accept her embrace and whisper “all is forgiven” while patting her bottom in small, gentle circles.

Masked-Beanie-Poem-JAN-20-2010

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