This garel has a crown, too

So, for the grammar police out there, we know the title of this post doesn’t make any effin’ sense, but we have just heard from CNN that in honor of the official launch of Name The Garels next week, the Statue of Liberty is re-opening her crown for visitors (and perverts who get into the idea of being really deep inside a giant sea-green woman). Reminds me of that cartoon Doug from back in the day.  So pornographic.  Speaking of which, we heard from a friend that beneath her robe, Lady Liberty looks like this: 

God Bless America!