Watch out folks here comes the mouth
You’ll be fine just pay the toll
Sharpest teeth in all the South
Cross him and he’ll eat you whole.
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Good God It’s Enormous!
November 11th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Primitive Poems
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Garel of the Week: Leigh
October 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Oldies But Goodies
As is customary each week, the GOTW is tossed into a baby pool full of jello
NTG freaks and geeks, meet the second Leigh to earn Garel of the Week honors. Leigh hails from Richmond, Virginia – or “The 804,” as she often refers to it. An avid tennis player, we like to call her Jennifer Capri-Hottie when she dons her tennis outfit. Her true loves include shopping, the beach and reading namethegarels.com each day (except for that last one). Leigh is also a fierce, and sometimes violent, N.C. State Wolfpack fan. We’re not so sure about the Pack, but we here at NTG are big fans of Jimmy V. Join us in welcoming Leigh to the select GOTW clan, today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Want to be the next GOTW? Need a date for that holiday party coming up? Just email us RIGHT HERE.
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Animals Say the Darndest Things: June 29, 2009
June 29th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Oldies But Goodies
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Animals Say the Darndest Things: June 15, 2009
June 15th, 2009 · No Comments · Oldies But Goodies
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Why You Be Frownin, Garel?
June 13th, 2009 · No Comments · Oldies But Goodies
Mentally weak men lacking morals are likely to be afficted w/this feeble condition.
Wait, let us guess. You be frownin’ because your puny little “man” started complaining of an itty, bitty sex headache? What a (snaggle)puss(y)! He probably thought it was an aneurysm, too! For medical assistance concerning this “ailment,” the Mayo Clinic is always a helpful resource…and, conveniently enough, we hear they have a location close to the campus of Duke University.
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When Whites Attack: June 11, 2009
June 11th, 2009 · No Comments · Oldies But Goodies
If this white person appears at your front doorstep, DO NOT let it enter your house. It’s a common ploy used by the Caucasian masterminds to make your feel “safe” and “comfortable” so they can attack you with laser beams and vampire fangs. Be careful. “They” are everywhere.
For previous installments of When Whites Attack, click here. You can never be too safe.
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HOT! Golic Vaults Past Stokke!
June 1st, 2009 · No Comments · Oldies But Goodies
Just as hottie garel Allison Stokke was about to become a household name, all hell broke loose. Click here to find out why…and how…and where…and stuff.
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