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Pumpkin Patches Wins World’s Strongest Man Contest

February 11th, 2010 · No Comments · Postcards Gone Postal

Pumpkin Patches has captured the World’s Strongest Man crown for the third consecutive year, an unprecedented feat of immense accomplishment! Ladies, let the affectionate drooling begin!

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A Lesson in Chi-cane-ry

December 21st, 2009 · No Comments · The Daily Ku

Wring-Your-Neck-2-12-21-09If someone says “no”
Put your cane around their neck
And make them say “yes.”

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The Nose Knows…

November 22nd, 2009 · 1 Comment · The Daily Ku

The-NoseAre you embezzling?
Not washing? Eating my food?
The nose knows it all…

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How to Raise the Roof (and Two Kids)

November 19th, 2009 · No Comments · The Daily Ku

Raisin-the-RoofGather round, my sons
Raise your arms, recoil, repeat
Now go brush your teeth.

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“Say Wah?!?” with Literal Larry: November 19, 2009

November 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Oldies But Goodies

Say Wah with Literal Larry - Horny

SANDRA:  What are you doing, Mr. Cute Butt?  I’m all horny and the only prescription is more Larry.

LITERAL LARRY:  Horny?  Say wah?!?

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Daily Ku: Moment of Silence

November 15th, 2009 · No Comments · The Daily Ku

Bow-Your-HeadLet’s all bow our heads
And pay our respects to me
I’ve had a long day.

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I D-D-D-D-DO

November 14th, 2009 · No Comments · Primitive Poems

Walter-Wedding-DayWhat a sad, sad wedding day
For poor old Mister Walter
Stuttered through his marriage vows
Wife left him at the altar.

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