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with grace, awesome magic tricks
and rice krispies treats.
CLICK HERE for more of David Copperfield’s magical secrets to success with women!
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After years of struggling to make ends meet, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady finally have some money to go with their pants-tightening good looks. After a few big bets on some soccer matches (I know, right?), America’s favorite underdogs have finally come out on top. This humble couple has faced hardship after hardship with Gisele forced to model lingerie all over the world for a mere pittance – not unlike the all-too-common tales of many a gay sailor. Isn’t that right, T-Bone?