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Don’t Cross The Head

February 26th, 2010 · No Comments · Primitive Poems

It’s always unwise (and quite ill-advised) to fling zingers with the fastest rhyming-head this side of the Mississippi.

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When Fun Time at the Park Turns Weird

January 28th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Postcards Gone Postal

Three-Pals-Pointing-Up-JAN-27-2010

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You’re Forgiven / No Hard Feelings / I Still Love You

January 21st, 2010 · No Comments · Greeting Cards Gone Garish, Primitive Poems

A charming little maneuver to make a gal pal feel guilt-ridden and responsible for wrongdoings that were entirely your fault. After she finishes reading the card, accept her embrace and whisper “all is forgiven” while patting her bottom in small, gentle circles.

Masked-Beanie-Poem-JAN-20-2010

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Don’t Want Your Approval (Just Your Grilled Cheese)

January 20th, 2010 · No Comments · The Daily Ku

Grilled-Cheese-Dog-Llama-JAN-20-2010Oh, my sweet Louise…
Won’t ya fetch us two grilled cheese?
Beggin, darlin’, please?

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The “Catcall Heads” Reflect On Life

January 19th, 2010 · No Comments · The Daily Ku

2-Catcallin-Heads-JAN-19-2010Woowee, look at that!
My oh my, those are some legs.
I wish we had legs.

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How To Outsmart The Police

January 17th, 2010 · No Comments · Postcards Gone Postal

2-Guys-Splattered-Blood-JAN-16-2010

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How To Zing A Mean Girl

January 12th, 2010 · No Comments · Primitive Poems

Blue-Mask-Face-JAN-11

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