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The Notorious Fingernail Chewer Dude

March 8th, 2010 · No Comments · Primitive Poems

A profile of one fingernail chomper’s insatiable appetite for the aforementioned epidermis appendage.

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Don’t Cross The Head

February 26th, 2010 · No Comments · Primitive Poems

It’s always unwise (and quite ill-advised) to fling zingers with the fastest rhyming-head this side of the Mississippi.

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Old Jewish Men (Love Loose Change)

February 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Postcards Gone Postal

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Is That Why Tarzan Head Itch, Abe?

February 18th, 2010 · No Comments · The Daily Ku

Tarzan, got a sec?
Doc said my head lice is back.
And that’s my hat, soooo…

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Honeys At Tha Mall

February 17th, 2010 · No Comments · Primitive Poems

Everyone’s favorite little orchestra conductor, Jamal the Maestro, has officially gone gangsta…what what!? Here’s a lyrical excerpt from his debut single, Honeys at the Mall:

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Morning Musings On Mary Todd

January 29th, 2010 · No Comments · Thinkin' 'Bout Lincoln

Odd-Mary-Todd-Limerick-JAN-26-2010

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When Fun Time at the Park Turns Weird

January 28th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Postcards Gone Postal

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