It’s always unwise (and quite ill-advised) to fling zingers with the fastest rhyming-head this side of the Mississippi.
Entries Tagged as 'sexy'
Don’t Cross The Head
February 26th, 2010 · No Comments · Primitive Poems
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Pumpkin Patches Wins World’s Strongest Man Contest
February 11th, 2010 · No Comments · Postcards Gone Postal
Pumpkin Patches has captured the World’s Strongest Man crown for the third consecutive year, an unprecedented feat of immense accomplishment! Ladies, let the affectionate drooling begin!
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The Emancipation of Lincoln’s Libido
January 14th, 2010 · No Comments · Thinkin' 'Bout Lincoln
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15th Annual Jonestown Massacre Impersonation Contest
January 14th, 2010 · No Comments · Postcards Gone Postal
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How To Zing A Mean Girl
January 12th, 2010 · No Comments · Primitive Poems
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Testing Out Your Homemade Crumpets
January 11th, 2010 · No Comments · The Daily Ku
Go out, dance, make friends
Invite “friends” home for crumpets
Well, did they like them?
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Got Them Prenup Blues
January 6th, 2010 · No Comments · The Daily Ku
Wish I signed that thing.
She took the house and it sting.
Got them prenup bluuuuues.
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